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No two outhouses are alike. they all age differently and take on their own
personalities. Made from mahogany luan, standing 5.5" H. Stained pine base,
12"L x 5.5"W, with felt pads to avoid scratching furniture or walls. We will
personalize, up to seven letters, for free.
THE OUTHOUSE
There's a small square building out in back,
With walls and a roof just full of cracks.
As for paint and fresh air there's a lack,
THAT'S THE OUTHOUSE!
With a roof that leaks and a latch that's worn,
Where flies by the million are bred and born,
And an old Sears Catalog sits tattered and torn,
THAT'S THE OUTHOUSE!
The worst little building you've ever seen,
The place is never really clean,
For tippen over on Halloween,
THAT'S THE OUTHOUSE!
The city folks won't ever know,
With their nice warm rooms and shinny bowl,
What it's like to freeze on a sharpe edged hole,
THAT'S THE OUTHOUSE!
But when you get the urge and have to go,
Be it rain or shine or sleet or snow,
or even dark of night don't be slow,
HEAD FOR THE OUTHOUSE!!!
Desk Model w/pen: $21.95
Wallhanger: $19.95
Shelf without pen: $18.95
All ppd.
Ordering Information
Outhouse's ETC
P.O. Box 252
Rimforest, CA 92378
Phone: (909) 336-0014
We accept Visa/MC/Ck/MO.
Use the convenient
ON-LINE order form!!
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